Why can't I get laid?

"I NEED to get laid!" Said every man (and probably every woman) at least once in their life. As a woman, however, we have the luxury of being able to enter any establishment, voicing our needs, and we get them taken care of. As a man, the work is a bit harder. Why? Because there are tons of men who all want the same thing and females are fickle creatures. The odds that you go looking for a female to sleep with are that you probably won't find one. But alas, there are things that you can do to put you more in front of the pack. And there are things that you can do that leave you stuck... how shall we say...sexless.

Reason number 1 why your not getting laid is you are too picky. Look at yourself. Are you the full package? If you were a woman would you want to sleep with yourself? If you can't answer those questions with a yes, yet your standards are that you want a beautiful model looking woman, you're going to fail. Nothing personal here, but Beggars can't be choosers. If you are dressed like **** you're going to attract ****. If you put effort into yourself and you carry yourself well, you stand considerably better odds than the dude standing in the corner wearing the Van Halen t-shirt of bringing home a playmate.

Number two, you are looking for something instantaneous. Rome wasn't built in a day and most women want to be wooed into the bedroom. Sure you might find some random girl that wants to get laid just like you do. But are you willing to sleep with her? See the above number one where Beggars can't be choosers. You could be getting laid. You just turned down the opportunity to get laid and you did it because you are picky and you want something that doesn't exist for you.

Reason number 3 why your not getting laid, you talk about yourself too much. No one wants a self conceited person in the bedroom or in real life. If you're not inquiring that's a sign that you're a bad lover because obviously you aren't willing to listen to your partner in order to give her some level of pleasure. We are not all built the same.

Number four... you have a dirty house. When I was in jail one of the lovely Co's used to say "a dirty house means a dirty p*ssy." Same thing for men. I read an article recently that said single men on average only change their sheets twice a year. That's disgusting. If I come to your house and it smells weird I'm not going to want to sleep with you. If I come to your house and there's dried vomit on the floor I'm not going to want to sleep with you. If I come over to your house and there's five used condoms in your trash can I'm not going to want to sleep with you. If I come into your bedroom and your sheets are clearly filthy I'm not going to sleep with you. I'm sorry. Clean up. Hygiene is very important. If you can't take care of your home where you reside 90% of the time and you have no pride in your things, then you probably don't have pride in your penis either.

Number five reason why you are not getting laid is that you carry your head low and you are not fun to talk to. If you are a boring person with no Hobbies what are you going to have to talk about? I'm sorry, but talking is the first step to sex. The second step is kissing. In my opinion, if you are a bad kisser that's almost as bad as not having anything important to say.

So there's five reasons why you might not be getting laid. You are Your Own Worst Enemy and the only thing that can change you not getting laid is you. So reanalyze yourself, figure out what you can do differently, and read lots of internet articles. Self improvement is the easiest thing you can do to make yourself a more desirable partner.



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Posted on: 05-15-2018 20:58:21 | Views: 552


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